ready for some dumb shit?
optimus owns a meat shop: choptimus prime
optimus is clumsy: droptimus or floptimus or sloptimus prime
optimus is a bunny: hoptimus prime
optimus is a janitor: moptimus prime
optimus drinks soda pop or becomes a dad: poptimus prime
optimus goes to the mall:…
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
you know how SNK has these bio sheets at the beginning of each manga?
and whenever a character dies, their picture is show in the following volume with an X over their face?
then, in the volume after that, their…
"We don’t need you."
OH REALLY? YOU DON’T NEED US? YOU’RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT GIANT SHIP LOOMING OVER THE CITY AT TOWER LEVEL? THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT, BABY CHILD? THERE’S ALSO METAL DINOSAURS ON THE LOOSE, MAYBE YOU COULD GET A CAGE BIG ENOUGH FOR THEM. MAYBE YOU COULD EVEN GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH IT, TAME IT, AND DOMESTICATE IT. WE’LL JUST PACK OUR SHIT AND GO, SINCE YOU’RE SO FUCKING CONFIDENT. GOOD LUCK FIGHTING OFF THE NEW CONS, DICKSHITS.
[Optimus Prime voice] I’ll punch a dinosaur I don’t give a fuck
remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.