optimus trying the dirty talk: moist is unnaceptable.
optimus: perhaps you are moisturised sounds better?
cade: Optimus you just killed my boner
cade: killed it
optimus: ? human biology says that there are no bones in the human interface commponant

moonstrider-prime:

I didnt ask to ship Optimus/Cade…. I went on tumblr and it just happened.

Almost, But Not Quite
Cade: OK, Prime. Today I'm gonna teach you the art of the Dad Joke. Watch this.
Tessa: Wow, I'm thirsty!
Cade: Hi Thirsty, I'm Dad.
Tessa: *groans*
Cade (to Optimus): Your turn next.
Optimus: Hm...very well...
*a little later*
Tessa: Hey, Optimus?
Optimus: Hello Optimus, I am Optimus.
Tessa: ...
Cade: ...
Optimus: ...Is something wrong?
Tessa: lololol
Cade: *facepalm*
spoopydraggon:

I drew my son, isn’t he beautiful?

nagiyanagi:

cyberjock:

freecss-gon:

*wakes up from coma* *asks the doctor what anime is airing this season*

doctor: it’s all shitty moe.

*slips back into coma*

officialburngorman:

spookyprincesshajimeichinose:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy at college today

I wonder what he is majoring in.

bird law

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

freshprinceofgothamcity:

myed89:

Oh Hans.

EXCUSE YOU
shadow-of-a-whisper:

karkink:

ymirmikanami:

Dark Elsa

this reminds me of the soot snow that always fell when the fire nation invaded the water tribe

*whimpers*
herzspalter:

Where do you think you’re going?
Today was not a good day for me, so I wanted to draw something to cheer myself a bit up. More Reverse Shockwave for those who are interested :)